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The Junk Collectors’ Purge
My parents and I are junk collectors. We go to yard sales and flea markets, thrift stores and antique markets. Occasionally, we’ll pick something perfectly good up off the curb. I can’t decide if this is a character flaw or an asset. We get awesome stuff for cheap. We are helping to reduce, reuse, recycle. We fix stuff up and then make a profit. But, we also end up with more than we could ever use, store, or enjoy.
I try to curb my habit, but it’s hard. I encourage my parents to curb their habits, but that’s harder. As a result, we usually have a yearly yard sale to try to get rid of those things that we realized we didn’t really need after their acquisition. I think this year tops all the sales we’ve ever had. Among our items for sale are:
- antique pieces of furniture that have been refinished
- antique pieces of furniture in need of some TLC
- a trampoline
- a wire frame couch
- tons and tons and tons of gift bags
- lots of clothes, shoes, hand bags, belts, swim suits, etc.
- 2 sewing machines
- a couple of mirrors
- lots of books
- lots of picture frames
- a roll of brown felt backed vinyl, about 5’ in width
- a child’s table and chairs
- Christmas ornaments
- salt & pepper shakers
- stuffed animals
- an antique coal stove
- a library ladder
- a crystal punch set (bowl & cups)
- Mae West Arby’s collector glasses
- a piano stool
- a huge, pioneer microwave
There is more. It’s unbelievable. I hope to God we sell lots of stuff because I don’t want to drag anything back into the house! See for yourself…

That old man in the chair isn’t for sale, but if you make a tempting enough offer I might reconsider.

Those are my folks. Mom’s hard at work and dad’s counting the money.

Formica topped table shading my big black dog, antique dresser, a couple of pictures…

Bar stool, library table, roll of vinyl, multi-colored couch…

Sewing machine, Samsonite laptop case (new with tags), vintage dart board, cat in the hat stuffed animals, globe…

Yellow Hoover, rocking chair, mirrors, hutch…

Odds and ends…

Clothes & coats, and TONS of furniture my dad pulled out of his work shop…

This hutch looked like a piece of crap when I came home from work yesterday. My dad magically transformed it.

Come on - you know you think this stuff is cool. Who wouldn’t want it?